A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, " Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS? "
Answer: " So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
His son asked him, " Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS? "
Answer: " So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
