Which general has the toughest man ??

A Marine general, a Commando general and a Navy Admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.

The Marine general says:: Alright, I'll prove the marines have the toughest men in this country. Private, get over here!
The marine private reports as ordered, "Yes sir?"

The marine general says:: See that man over there? Kill him!
Without hesitating, the private takes aim with his M-16 and kills the man.
The marine general says:: See? That man has balls!

The Commando general says:: That's nothing. Private, get over here!
The Commando private reports, "Yes, sir?"
The commando general says":: See that man over there? Kill him and then kill yourself.

Without blinking, the commando private pulls out his Samurai Sword and chops the guy into 2, then cuts off his own dick, dying slowly in a spray of blood.
The commando general says:: See? Now that man has balls!

The Navy Admiral says:: That's nothing.
He calls to a seaman high up on a tower, "Hey, seaman, jump off that tower!"

The seaman answers:: Excuse me, sir?
The admiral repeats:: JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!
The seaman replies:: FUCK YOU, MOTHER CB, YOU THINK I NO BRAIN ISSIT ?
The admiral says:: "See? That man has balls and he's got brains too!"