Johnny jumps a grade

Johnny goes to the teacher and says he's too smart for third grade, and should be sent to fourth grade.

Teacher takes him to the principal, and says she wants to take a test.
Principal says, ok, go ahead.

Teacher: what does a cow have four of, that I have only two of?
Johnny:legs.

Teacher: whats in your pants that starts with a 'P' and ends with a 'S' and I dont have it?
Johnny: Pockets.

Teacher: What starts with a 'C' and ends with a 'T' and is hairy, oval, and juicy and you lick its sweet juice?
Johnny: Coconut.

Teacher: What is it that a lady does sitting down, a guy does standing up, and a dog does on three feet?
Johnny: Shake hands.

Teacher: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
Johnny: Fork

The teacher turns to the Principal and says, he is fit for fourth grade, what do you think?
The principal says, Holy shit..put him in fifth grade, I got all the answers wrong myself !